'Xbox Addiction' leads to beating by sex deprived girlfriend

'Xbox Addiction' leads to beating by sex deprived girlfriend
A sex deprived girlfriend was arrested this week for assaulting her boyfriend in the middle of a supermarket.

Heather Hayes walked into the supermarket, nude from the waist down and assaulted her boyfriend claiming that he would not have sex with her due to being addicted to his Xbox 360.



Hayes says her boyfriend had been playing his console for days with friends and refused to have sex with her.

The man, Eric Zuber, had run to the supermarket to call the police after Hayes bit him and grabbed him by the testicles, say authorities.

Hayes has been charged with indecent exposure, simple assault, open lewdness, and harassment.

Written by: Andre Yoskowitz @ 15 Mar 2013 21:16
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  • 20 comments
  • 1nsan3

    That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how

    15.3.2013 22:12 #1

  • A5J4DX

    wtf lmao!

    15.3.2013 22:16 #2

  • 1nsan3

    i will bet 100 to 1 it was halo!!!!!

    15.3.2013 22:19 #3

  • ivymike

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned......

    15.3.2013 23:11 #4

  • Bozobub

    Oh, my word.

    Congrats on being just about THE most amusing call any of those officers ever went out on; he's not living that one down too soon.

    15.3.2013 23:26 #5

  • conker989 (unverified)

    Originally posted by 1nsan3: i will bet 100 to 1 it was halo!!!!! ill take that bet it was probably black ops 2

    16.3.2013 01:30 #6

  • Bigwillyz

    Here's the picture of both of them

    http://www.google.com/search?q=Heather+...cgYDo_RaRvzM%3A

    This explains alot..... Unfortunately

    16.3.2013 01:58 #7

  • nintenut

    Originally posted by 1nsan3: That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how
    Eh, I think most mundane tasks would take priority on my list above "Sex with psycopath."


    16.3.2013 02:01 #8

  • yussef

    I wonder how much this would be worth as an advertisement for Microsoft ;)

    16.3.2013 02:10 #9

  • Steel-Ice

    Originally posted by Bigwillyz: Here's the picture of both of them

    http://www.google.com/search?q=Heather+...cgYDo_RaRvzM%3A

    This explains alot..... Unfortunately
    Fat girls need love too, but they got to pay.

    16.3.2013 02:53 #10

  • elbald90

    Originally posted by Bigwillyz: Here's the picture of both of them

    http://www.google.com/search?q=Heather+...cgYDo_RaRvzM%3A

    This explains alot..... Unfortunately
    she should be given the death sentence for the indecent exposure charge ..... that's put me right off of my breakfast :(

    16.3.2013 03:17 #11

  • megadunderhead

    Was this guy gay???

    I mean you passed up sex with a women who loved you minus she was being a nut and grabbing yours ???


    16.3.2013 08:46 #12

  • bobiroc

    Originally posted by yussef: I wonder how much this would be worth as an advertisement for Microsoft ;) As in what? This could be the slogan.

    Playing XBOX is better than sex with a fat crazy chick!



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    16.3.2013 12:17 #13

  • theslayor

    Originally posted by 1nsan3: That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how Call Of Duty

    List of all consoles:
    PS3-slim 120GB ofw 4.11
    PS2-slim hardware modded
    PSP-3000 cfw 6.60
    PC - Ubuntu Linux

    16.3.2013 13:03 #14

  • wheelstb

    Originally posted by bobiroc: Originally posted by yussef: I wonder how much this would be worth as an advertisement for Microsoft ;) As in what? This could be the slogan.

    Playing XBOX is better than sex with a fat crazy chick!



    It does have a certain ring to it. I would bet if the Nintendo Wii u changed their slogan to that their sales might skyrocket. A lot of the Nintendo crowd is under 15 anyway. :-)

    16.3.2013 13:45 #15

  • derp3 (unverified)

    Originally posted by 1nsan3: That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how when you get sex every day it's not that much of a big deal

    16.3.2013 14:25 #16

  • bobiroc

    Originally posted by wheelstb: A lot of the Nintendo crowd is under 15 anyway. :-) So is a lot of the so called "Hard-Core" gamers playing rated M games intended for the older crowd.

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    16.3.2013 16:17 #17

  • Jemborg

    I assume he was online?

    WoW had a really negative effect on my relationship. I bet it's not about sex really just attention.

    Its a lot easier being righteous than right.


    17.3.2013 00:31 #18

  • LG13

    Well he obviously couldn't "Control-her"

    18.3.2013 16:53 #19

  • Hrdrk20

    Originally posted by 1nsan3: That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how I wouldn't say that until I saw this "woman" :)

    UPDATE: Thanks to Bigwillyz's detective work, I doubt this "Heather Hayes 24" is the blonde superbabe. If it were, then I would HAVE to know what Xbox 360 games he plays ;)

    19.3.2013 13:52 #20

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