Siri has been known to be sarcastic, but this answer goes right for your self-esteem.
This is what Siri will respond: "Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."
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Written by: Andre Yoskowitz @ 30 Jun 2015 22:07